Trope Tracker Prints

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Currently Boston

Pond Dipping...

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"Sorry, Tom, but when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."