Trope Collector Mugs

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Win - win

Dad Trophies

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Zdeno Chara

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

The Generals medals

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"I never thought I'd get married again."