Trope Collector Mugs

'And here is the famous 'Timmy's Well' from an old 1960's TV series.'

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

Win - win

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Zdeno Chara

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The Generals medals

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."