Track Tracker Gifts

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Dinosaur footprints!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Currently Boston

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

National Academy of Sport

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Man running

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

NHS targets.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'