Tracking Gifts

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Pro tip-- use GPS maps, they remember all the places you dig."

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

'This is that fresh deer sign I was telling you about.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

'Bear tracks... and they're fresh!'

'Looks like some game animals were playing here.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'It's fresh. He must be close by.'

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

"OK, seek!"

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

National Academy of Sport

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Man running

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"What about my footprint?"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"