Delivery Tracking Gifts

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Food deliverer's baby.

Currently Boston

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"Anything for me?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Modern Cupid

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Transplant delivery

Climate change meant that Norman was often finding his quarry far from the traditional hunting grounds.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'