Package Tracker Gifts

Waiting for the first day of spring is like tracking a package being delivered to your door. You know when it will be there but it's still very exciting when it actually arrives!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Fragile stamper.

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The Price of Nothing

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Huawei Coffin

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Obama planted it."

"Tariff war"

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Wait, you took how many steps?

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!