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"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Fragile stamper.

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"Obama planted it."

"Tariff war"

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."