Package Delivery Explorer T-Shirts

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Pick & Buy Online.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Special Delivery!'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

E-Business Convention

"I found you on Splrg's list."

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

You've Got Mail

'Please enter your credit card number, then sign on the dotted line...'

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."