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Supermarket trolley delivery van.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Food deliverer's baby.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Modern Cupid

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Just junk mail."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

Two Pints Today Please.

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."