Delivery Discovery Prints

Supermarket trolley delivery van.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Just junk mail."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Modern Cupid

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."