Delivery Detective Prints

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."

"Delivered today. Your package was delivered." "Tell us what you think about this photo."

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Have you NEVER wondered why the company is losing money, Hawkins?'

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Instacart Substitutions

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Exit Next Left

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!