Delivery Detective T-Shirts

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).

"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."

"Delivered today. Your package was delivered." "Tell us what you think about this photo."

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Have you NEVER wondered why the company is losing money, Hawkins?'

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'You want to insure it? — Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Instacart Substitutions

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

How Amazon was invented

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

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