Delivery Delight Prints

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Food deliverer's baby.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Anything for me?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

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"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Modern Cupid

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery