Delivery Delight Pillows

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Anything for me?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

No, sir, that entr

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Modern Cupid

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'