Delivering Pillows

"Yes sir, we deliver in all kinds of weather."

LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Exit Next Left

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.