Delivery Person Pillows

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

"Wrong address. You want the place next door."

'I appreciate the offer but we already have someone supplying our nuts.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

Inflating helium balloons to transport them.

'He says you demolished his front door when you delivered the paper this morning.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

'Where does this go?'

Discreet Shipping

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'It's a side gig.'

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

Gun factory shooting the DHL messenger

Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge.

Pizza delivery

'This is a Christmas parcel from 1992. Hey, thanks to this belated delivery, you didn't get in trouble with your parents for opening this present early!'

"Hi! I'm Carl, from Amazon fulfillment. Would you mind telling us how you feel about your online shopping experience?"

'Never mind why, Larry. . . just get someone over to the hospital and retrieve that other order.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Beware of the Cat.

Early news deliveries.

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

'Are you sure it is to be delivered to this floor?'

Another Industry Has A Volcanic Eruption

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

"Ah good, my parcel from head office!"

Sam's Venison.

"Thank you for your order! It will be shipped today by airmail."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."