Deliverer Pillows

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

French Early Bird

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Santa called but you were out!

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'