Delivery Services Pillows

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Postman training.

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Yes, I specialize in small, short-distance transportation!"

Transplant delivery

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

FedOx

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

No caption. (Dog delivery man delivers a box labeled "Scraps" to dog customer.)

Postman's Knock.

'Careful - she's nagging all and sundry since her husband left her!'

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

Urgent parcel delivery destroyed by falling icicle.

"Anything for me?"

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I hate Amazon!"

LAY ZEE FUK

How Amazon was invented

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"