Food Delivery Pillows

'I appreciate the offer but we already have someone supplying our nuts.'

The take-out drone

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

'Did anyone order a pizza?'

"Ok, so this must be the ingredients."

Nouvelle Cuisine Home Delivery.

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

'His last job was delivering newspaper!'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Side business

'Just sausage, ham and burger. . . No pepperoni with they way my upset stomach is. . . Oh, and order the heart-shaped pan pizza so I can keep the heart-shaped pan for makin' pan brownies.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Matzos

Chinese Meals on Wheels

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

Man delivering a tall stack of pizzas.

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Your Pizza won't be long...but it will be round.

Recipes from The I-Seriously-Don't-Care Cookbook.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Does it have the extra cheese like I requested?"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

How's my social distancing?

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

"Campus lockdown 2020-21: Studied Net Flix, takeaway menu apps, and future benefit entitlements."

"Food delivery for 2a and 6c. Burglary for 3b."

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."

"We're not paying for that. It took so long for you to get here, we ordered from your online delivery service!"

"You got to love DoorDash!"