Deliveries Prints

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Food deliverer's baby.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

How Amazon was invented

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Wine of the Day Club

"Anything for me?"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Modern Cupid

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

Caution Fragile

Two Pints Today Please.

'Traffic Jam.'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'