Package Delivery Aficionados T-Shirts

Delivery man delivering to a Drain

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Special Delivery!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Cornucopia Prime

Postal Worker Satisfaction

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Another delivery by UPMS.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'