Package Delivery Aficionados Pillows

Delivery man delivering to a Drain

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Special Delivery!'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

"It seems like our drones are causing a fuss over New Jersey. Should we go back to using trucks for these Christmas deliveries?"

Postal Worker Satisfaction

Cornucopia Prime

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."