Quirky Delivery Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Wine of the Day Club

Moon Pies.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Well? Try them out!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"You got to love DoorDash!"

Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.

I don't care if the paint's not dry yet, Bob – I need my brass knuckles.

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'

Bucket brigade delivery.

Santa gives the earth the Covid-19 vaccine