Delivery Lover T-Shirts

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Santa called but you were out!

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon