Delivery Lover Gifts

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

How Amazon was invented

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."