Delivery Service Lover Gifts

Santa sends it all by FedEx.

Thank you, Essential Workers

How Amazon was invented

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

Wine of the Day Club

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Up your end.

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

Too much packaging

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"