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Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

How Amazon was invented

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

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