Lover Of Deliveries Pillows

Wine of the Day Club

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

How Amazon was invented

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."