Delivery Drama Lover Gifts

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Cost of Terror.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"He joined in the debate."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"So, it's unanimous."

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'