Dealership Drama Lover Gifts

'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

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"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"He joined in the debate."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses.'

Used space shuttle

'Does this mean no more company car?'

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

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"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

"They say they're with a private equity firm, but I fear their motives are more sinister."

"I'm leaving you, Spencer, while gas is still cheap."

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"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

Jeremy Kyle: 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!'

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A long war followed.

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'