Dealership Devotee Gifts

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Have your people call my people."

We have a dream....

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Nato Membership

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

The next drone flight

The Deal of a Century

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

The Controversial Octopus

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"New world order"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'Because you have a keen sense of morality, an innate desire to help others. . . you are incredibly inept at understanding other cultures.'

Dun Decking

Sailing Away

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.