Dealership Connoisseur Gifts

'Oh, I dunno, looks dodgy to me.'

Men's business romper.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Counselling Cash.

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

'Profit or non-profit?'

Warren Buffett

'Money DOES make me happy.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

Used space shuttle

High Street Stores in the Dock.

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

'I ordered it from the catalog.'

"Bargain hunters!"

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"What do I have to do to get the bartender's attention? Set myself on fire?"

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"My needs are simple. Costly, but simple."

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

'It goes with your eyes.'

A Magic carpet Limo.

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

'George, can't you forget that you're a psychiatrist for once and come to bed?!'