Dealership Connoisseur Gifts

'Oh, I dunno, looks dodgy to me.'

Men's business romper.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Counselling Cash.

'I have too much power... but I'm not complaining.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'Profit or non-profit?'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'Money DOES make me happy.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

High Street Stores in the Dock.

Used space shuttle

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

"My needs are simple. Costly, but simple."

"Bargain hunters!"

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"What do I have to do to get the bartender's attention? Set myself on fire?"

A Magic carpet Limo.

'George, can't you forget that you're a psychiatrist for once and come to bed?!'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

Horace saved the best cigar until last...