Dealer Devotee Gifts

Hit me.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

General Motors.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

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"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Give Thanks.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

Dun Decking

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Looking Daggers

Desk sale

A man working on a model airplane

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'