Dealership Drama Fan Gifts

'Reilly may lead in sales, but I don't approve of his hard-sell tactics.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"Can I help you?"

Dirty Deeds

'Well? Did you pass?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer to interview you from the other side of the desk."

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

"I hate Amazon!"

"Thanks again, and I'll be seeing you real soon. Your new car has already been recalled."

"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"

Weather soaps

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

"I take it that's your last word on our new contract offer?"

"Have you met my rival Grunzberger? He has taken my wife, my house and my car, but I'll make him sorry if he tries to steal my customers!"

Rex Tillerson Slinks Home After His Wild Affair Inevitably Crashes and Burns

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

"Baldo, I don't want to complicate things...but Bea told me she's single and available."

'I hope you're satisfied! -- I asked the chef to hurry your order, and he BURNED himself!'