Financial Drama Lover Gifts

Don't worry about missing the payment. I got something to help cover my losses.

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Jumping Wall Street.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Greece - The Black Hole

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Got anything for the small investor?

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

Mother Hubbard 2011

Greece - Euro

White Collar Imposter

"I have complete confidence that the company will overcome its debt load."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Dirty Deeds

Actually, I'm not really a guru...