Financial Drama Lover Prints

Don't worry about missing the payment. I got something to help cover my losses.

Jumping Wall Street.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

Greece - The Black Hole

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'...but then the Dow rallied and the blue chips began to rise...'

Got anything for the small investor?

Mother Hubbard 2011

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

Greece - Euro

"I have complete confidence that the company will overcome its debt load."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

Dirty Deeds

'Does this mean no more company car?'