Financial Thriller Fan Prints

'Now remember, let me do the crying.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

'it's the local bank manager.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

Greece - The Black Hole

S.S, Eurozone in Mayday call

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Taking to the sky...

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

27 attorneys. No waiting.

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

No future for the dollar.

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Total Corruption.

'Don't mess with me,Richards. Even my lawyers have lawyers.'

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."

Joan of Sark - Offshore Directorship Fees

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.