Financial Thriller Fan Gifts

'Now remember, let me do the crying.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

'it's the local bank manager.'

'Make sure he doesn't turn his TV to any business news programs while he's here.'

Greece - The Black Hole

S.S, Eurozone in Mayday call

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

Taking to the sky...

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

'I can understand Heisenberg's equation and Schrodinger's equation for quantum mechanics but I cannot understand derivative trading.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

No future for the dollar.

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

27 attorneys. No waiting.

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'Say, aren't you the judge who presided over the trial where I was found guilty of malpractice?'

Psychiatrist catches patient's hallucination.

Total Corruption.

"Once again, remains consist of a foul-smelling, gelatinous mass."