Banking Drama Aficionado Prints

"See! It wasn't because I'm poor, it's because I'm a horrible person!"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

Harvest Data Festival

Greece - Euro

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

'Ladies and gentlemen... let's not quibble, when we can sue.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'Just because my husband works in a bank, it does not mean to say he's a fat-cat...!'

Worldwide Global International Bank: 'Hey, man, it's Bank of America! They want to merge with us!'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

Let the match begin

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

"Lately our focus has been trending away from people who want to borrow our money."

'I'd rather be in Philadelphia.'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you're overdrawn.'

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

"This is goodbye, gentlemen. I have met another board of directors, and we have fallen in love."

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'I said... oh, forget it!'

'Unfortunately Mr Jones, we're unable to approve your loan application... I'm afraid you're over-drawn!'

"Oh hi Jeff, we would have invited you to this meeting but we don't like you!"

'I don't see anything funny about our accounts being frozen!'

'Yes, you're very qualified for a loan, Mr. Stikes, but what on earth made you think you would get one?'