Banking Satire Lover Prints

'Sir, if I have to steal your identity, I'll charge you twice as much.'

"I had heard that this bank had severe penalties for making an early withdrawal..."

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Got anything for the small investor?

Harvest Data Festival

The Recession Hole.

'But if we don't pay huge bonuses our top staff will just leave and go and ruin someone else's business!'

Mother Hubbard 2011

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

Foreclosure

"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."