Banking Satire Seeker Prints

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

Spot the difference.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Financial Bailout Required.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Private Healthcare

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

The Recession Hole.

"Our flag means debt."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

Foreclosure

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

'We're not allowed to employ bankers anymore.'

"How would you describe our business plan for spending these funds?...in 25 word or less?"