Banking Satire Seeker T-Shirts

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

Spot the difference.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Financial Bailout Required.

Private Healthcare

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"Our flag means debt."

The Recession Hole.

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

Foreclosure

"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

RBS Cash Machine - Cash Available 24/7

The Big Economic Fix Is On: All the so-called safety nets will be as useless as a hard hat in a crowbar storm.

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

'Of course, you'll be paid a generous scapegoat bonus.'