Banking Satire Admirer T-Shirts

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

Credit Crunch Man.

Mother Hubbard 2011

Got anything for the small investor?

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Harvest Data Festival

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"