Banking Satire Admirer Gifts

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

'Sorry. We've had to close your 'chicken' account ma'am. Everything you write bounces.'

Mother Hubbard 2011

Got anything for the small investor?

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

Credit Crunch Man.

Harvest Data Festival

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

Foreclosure

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"