Banking Satire Gifts

Beggar asks cash-point for money.

Spot the difference.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

Financial Bailout Required.

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

"Our flag means debt."

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

Private Healthcare

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

Foreclosure

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.

"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'