Banking Satire Mugs

Beggar asks cash-point for money.

Spot the difference.

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

Financial Bailout Required.

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

Private Healthcare

"Our flag means debt."

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Foreclosure

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.

"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

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