Banking Satire Fan Gifts

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'I want to close out my account and everyone else's.'

Next window please.

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Greek Crisis

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'In today's market news, losers outnumbered those who were wiped out.'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Golden bubbles

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'I called you in here because your expenses and contributions appear to be quite elaborate!'

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

"In this company, GDP stands for gree, deception and profit."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'The new phone system automatically shuts down if someone says we owe them money.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

'But hey, it's only money.'

Conrad Black loots Hollinger International.