Banking Satire Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We do care. But not to the tune of forty thousand bucks.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

Financial Bailout Required.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Credit Crunch Man.

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

Harvest Data Festival

The Recession Hole.

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'Your mom likes you ... well, heck, that's all we need.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Foreclosure

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

"We won't be mailing out our quarterly report. Our profits were obscene and postal regulations prohibit mailing obscene material."

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

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