Satirical Banking Enthusiast Prints

'They didn't believe me.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Financial Bailout Required.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

Harvest Data Festival

The Recession Hole.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Credit Crunch Man.

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

PANIC!

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'