Satirical Banking Enthusiast Mugs

'They didn't believe me.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'To placate the public, we've done away with the cash bonuses and have found another way to compensate you.'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

Financial Bailout Required.

Secret Identity Theft.

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

'Sorry. We've had to close your 'chicken' account ma'am. Everything you write bounces.'

The Recession Hole.

Credit Crunch Man.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

Harvest Data Festival

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Financial services at your service - I recommend transferring your money to me - no fee.'

PANIC!

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"